Hello there shopper! Thanks for visiting the online home of the Greens & Grains Grocery Store. We are privately owned and operated to better serve you, the privately owned and operated customer.
As the new manager/owner I want you to know that we will be rocketing the G&G into the new millennium! I know, I know, we are already a few years into the new millennium... so we better get cracking! This website is just part one of my 117 part plan to futurize your shopping experience. My hope is in the near future you will send your robot through the space-bending machine down to the G&G for a week's worth of 6 course dinner pills. That is, unless the robots become sentient and kill us all! Ha!
If you have any questions while visiting this site, just click on my picture above to "ask your friendly grocer" for assistance. Not only am I a qualified grocer, but I've been told that I'm a great listener!
P.S. - Part two, subsection 14 of my 117 part plan is to put some commercials on the TV, like the special Turkey Day ad you see here. I didn't want to shut the store down so we shot them at 4:00 in the morning so we may look a little pasty and peaked. LOL! (that means 'laugh out loud'-the kids use it. Mwah! (that means 'kiss' you old farts))